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Saturday, July 3, 2010
DOORDARSHAN - a memory
** Written in about 45 minutes before sleep...so don't try to see the language..just try to understand the feeling.... :)
We were in schools at that time and we never ever realized that world could be so beautiful..(similar to the chicken..whose world is limited to the inner part of the egg shell..) ..Did you remember your old days....offcourse you do.....I can't forget the hell of my childhood spent with a single channel named DOORDARSHAN...India's so called national Channel..Actually this channel never let anyone live in the Post independence period...surely the pictures would have come floating before your eyes..no need to be so sentimental.
As the name suggests, Doordarshan..its the channel which every one wants (don't know about you).. "DOOR se hi darshan kar lo", One thing i would love to ask everyone "Since how many days (i should have used Years here.. hee hee hee) have one watched any serial on DD1??...Don't remember the date..yeah offcourse you don't...coz even i dont know :)...So let's try to recall some incidents..
Waise, ye to manna padega ki Indian government cares about the rural people a lot. Out of 24 hours, for atleast 8 hours, they keep on broadcasting "KRISHIDARSHAN"."CHAUPAL" type mega series which one can watch on any day of the week. though it had been started for the KISAN Bhais but government never realized that for whom these serials were broadcasted, they didn't have the access to the TVs at that time and if they had they don't have the time to watch these SHITs ..LOL...
Now lets talk about the Kids series...yeah, by watching which we grew up....some names are coming out..please control your blood pressure... :P
"TARANG",..(CIET lekar aya tarang-4..).."CHUTTI CHUTTI" (started for kids during summer vacations), and most advanced of all was 3D animation shows..Hmm..I am talking about those crap KATHPUTLI shows. Did you remembered the song,"YE HAI TARRAMTOO OH BHAIYYA YE HAI TARRAMTOO".....(I remembered RISHABH here)....don't smile..it was your favorite serial at that time...those kids act in these serials which don't even know how to act..means pathetic acting...and everyones favourite jo ki mujhe abhi abhi yaad aya..thanks to shuneel... "Shaktimaan".... which made all indian kids rotating on their feet and kept jumping from buildings especially in Mumbai...trying to be Shaktimaan..did you remember the sound when HE rotates....(F**K F**K F**K)
Now the news, though it was broadcasted several times a day, but it was just one time at which we could watch them. Other then that, news for persons with different disability are shown separately..like "Ab hum mook badhiron ke samachar sunege, Ab ham baharon ke samachar sunenge" etc etc..
Now lets talk about movies..Did you remember the latest movie which you have watched on DD1...forget it..DD1 never came out of the magic of 80's...unhe 1980's ke baad ki movies NAI lagti thi... Hmm..i can say here that people didn't gained anything after buying coloured TV because DD1 had always showed black and white movies so it was same for coloured and B&W :(...When it comes to broadcast LIVE TV..DD1 was at the top..to show every sports except cricket...I remembered an incident...when India-South Africa match reached an interesting stage..and they started showing news at that time and didn't even updated the score...when the news were finished..the match was..India won..hmphh.
They started some comedy serials...trying to entertain the public and to gain TRP...but they forgot to give the warning before the serials (("All characters in this program are Chuu***s, and if you break your TV sets, or have an heart attack or gets into a COMA after watching these, we will be fully responsible for that :).and we will not apologize.....Important::please get a cable connection soon, we will never change :)" ))....Someone said detective serials..yeah man..it was disgusting..Just one or two cases were worth watchable in those cheap detective serials...mostly the cases were related to chori chakari, dakaiti, pocket maars...and right from the beginning, one had an idea who the criminal is...DD1 always kept it in the safe side not to show murders on TV.."It could affect young generation."...detectives were so cheap that they had to travel on scooters with no gun or someting...aur nahin bataunga ab..
I never understood why they always chose the pathetic actors..(i used a wrong word here..i should say nautanki)...hamesha saale over acting karte rehte the..
At last, it was the 15 minute serial in which DD1 listens Public opinions and try to do better for entertainment...it was named "AAP AUR HUM"..lets see few cases which i had personally seen..
Q:: I want to ask, why don't you show the Horror movies or serials??
Ans:: Kids too watch the channel so they would have bad impact on there minds, so we can't..its impossible.. hehehe..(Once they tried to show Jaani Dushman...saalon ne aisi rip kari movie ke 3:30 Ghante ki movie ko 2:30 ghante me khatm kar diya...every horror scene was deleted...they didn't care whether or not the part they ripped was important.)
Q:: Why don't you show the Kids movies or serials??
Ans:: hey, adults also watch this channel and also there are few kids movies, so we cant..sorry dude...hehe
Q::Hey there are lots of ads between movies..why the hell is that..??
Ans:: Its because of so many sponsers....so its impossible to show without a break...(What the crap movie being showed up..I don't know from where they did get the sponsers)
Q:: How about showing a new movie??
Ans:: Are you joking..seriously....nai movie dekhni hai to cable lagwa le..hum to 60's ki hi dikhayenge ..jo karna hai karle... :P.
Though it was named Aap aur Hum..but they never cared for "AAP" part of the serial..it should have been named.."HUM AUR SIRF HUM"...because ..unka kisi bhi question ka positive reply nahin hota tha.."Hum ye bhi nahin dikha sakte, hum wo bhi nahin dikha sakte..saalo dikha kya sakte ho...ye bata do.."
Did you remember your old antenna..which you kept rotating to get a clear view of the picture...and set up in the position where some nearby DISH was available..." Aya ki nahin.....nahin aya ...aur ghuma..bas bas..abe abhi aya tha..fir gaya..idhar ghuma thoda."
So, after everything they did to ruin our childhood, we enjoyed every moment of life..so cheers for the national channel "DOORDARSHAN"
Monday, May 3, 2010
A trip to Jhakri
"Aisa karte hain aaj hi wapas Jhakri chalte hain..ek chhutti bhi bach jayegi (we had night shift that night)." .."Ok"..all agreed.
"So where to find the bus to Jhakri"..."Hmm..Shimla ISBT pe khadi to dekhi hai kai baar"."Pehle wahin dekh lete hain"
ruko...let's ask that guy (koi coolie jaisa tha)..."Bhaiyya, ye Jhakri ke liye bus kahan ..."
"are aap ko to lakkad baazar jana padega..us side ki bus wahin se chalti hai..."
Somehow we reached lakkad bazaar (kahde khade local bus me kandhe toot gaye bag latka ke)..
"Yahan konsi bus hai..yahan to koi nahin khadi"
Let's ask that man," Uncle, ye Jhakri ke liye bus.."....aap yahan kahan aa gaye...5:00 baje ke baad to main ISBT se hi milti hai us side ki bus.
"Hadd hai ", Abused that coolie type guy.
Again back to ISBT...obviously local bus ke dhakke khate hue...
"ruko, pehle is sumo wale se pata karlo, shayad ye shared taxi hai"...Bhaiyya Jhakri chaloge..share karlo..aur logo ko bhi baitha lena....
"Haan haan kyu nahin".."kitne paise loge"..."1500"..."teen aadmi ke 1500!!".... "Saale taxi share kar raha hai ki humme paise share kar raha hai....100Rs lagte hain ek ke"
"Abe bus pata karo"...On the counter," 517 ja rahi hai"
c'mon quickly, saaman rakho..khali padi hai bus...
bus ki seat pe baitha gawar buddha said," kahan saman rakh rahe ho, poori bus booked hai..aapko saman utarna pad jayega"
"ticket counter to khali pada hai ...book kaise ho gayi"....
gawar said,"are hum 3 din pehle se ticket kara ke baithe hain" ""bahut badhiya kaam kar ke baitha hai na"" I thought.
Saale gawar log, computer ka C nahin pata par online ticket book kara ke baithe hain...
Next bus at 8 pm but that was also booked as told by a man inside the counter.
let's catch up that taxi..500 is not a big deal.
"bhaag gaya, B ka".."lag gayi free ki chhutti"....let's go tomorrow morning by staff's bus (company wali)
next day..
guard standing at the door of corporate office.."bhaiyya ye SJVN ke bus kahan khadi hai "
"hee hee, aap yaha kahan aa agye .hee hee...aap seedhe chale jayiye..wahan se right turn aayega..to us road pe neeche chalte jana ...last me wahan bus mil jayegi..10:30 pe chalti hai..hee hee"
15 min., we walked down the slope..at last...we found the bus..still doors were locked...
At 10 pm..driver came..."kahan ghus rahe ho...pass kahan hain..."
"konse pass...ID card hai"..."Pass banwane padenge"..."To bana do"..
"hee hee..ye to wahin banenge..corp. office"..."Wo UKP guard pehle nahin bata sakta tha"
"aap log aisa karo..saaman bus me rakh do..chadhai me thak jaoge..waise bhi hum to 10:30 tak yahin khade hain"....."theek hai"
"let's go by stairs , they are shortcut to upper road"
they were around 500 in numbers..stairs...haalat kharab ho gayi ...
At corporate office,"booking kahan se karani hai"..."Go to the top floor".."saare kaam upar hi hote hain to neeche ke maale tudwa do na"..in frustration
Again 100 stairs....and we booked 3 tickets.
climbed down 100 stairs..."ab seedhi se mat utaro..slope se chalo..agar bus wala chalega to beech me mil jayega"....reached where bus has to be there but it disapparated...."kahan gayi""Saala saaman leke bhaag gaya"....
Jamadaar,"Bhaiyya yahan bus thi ek".."wo to bahut pehle chali gayi"
what the hell do we do now..no phone number of that driver.."oopar chalo..Seedhi se!!...ab nahin chhad sakta fir se...."...chhad hi gaye..legs were numb..heart beat was 200...agar moonh zayada khul jata to dil bahar aa jata..
"wo raha saala wahan khada hai...".."kahan der kar di aap logo ne.."
khoon khaul utha.=the blood boiled but said nothing.
chalo aaram se jaenge to sahi ab...we chose the seats that were in front..kyu ki bus zyada badhiya nahin thi..aage ka part kam ucchhalta hai...BUS ka"
2 hours were passed comfortably..."Excuse me, aap dono zara yahan aa jayiye..bachha pareshan ho raha hai..yahan bahut hil rahi hai na isliye so nahin pa raha"...
Good enough, now we have started social serving...
In mind,"bhagja yahan se, hum kyu kahli kare, hume nahin lagenge dhachke ??"
we said," Aapne pehle kyu nahin bataya, aa jayiye koi problem nahin hai"
the baby was really cute, here's the pic

Then our bhaangra started and continued for 3:30 hrs. Bus ka suspension itna acchha tha ki..hum hawa me hi rahe at most of the time...agar us time ultrasound kiya jata..to every organ was shifted toward chest...my friend who was trying to control nature's call from kufri...mujhe lagta hai uske andar Froth Floatation process ho gaya hoga uchha uchhal ke...
SOOO,,
If u wish to travel beyond Shimla..please either u should have 3000 Rs in ur pocket or forget about it.
Friday, April 2, 2010
Exam time in Ganga Bhawan
Scene 1: just finished the first exam at 11:30 am and all are standing in the ground in front of our rooms. Next exam tomorrow.
groups of 3 or 4 or even more asking how was your exam, just because they want to compare if their marks will going to be more than their friend or not. Some famous comments:
Aftab: kitna easy paper tha..mera to 2 ghante me hi ho gaya..
Jayant: Mera hi kyu galat hota hai har baar..
Manish: Saale tune aakhri question nahin tipaya...
Anudeep: abe kya discuss kar rahe ho..be cool like me...
Amit: Mar li aaj to ( to bhi CGPA hamesha acchhi aati thi )
Discussion upto 12 am. "Are yaar ab kya padhne baitho..ab mess ka time hi hone wala hai..khake hi padhenge..."
Half an hour spent abusing professors...
Scene 2: mess..
At 12:30 pm, long queue in mess. "Saale sab bhukkad isi time pe chale aaye. Ja dekh ke aa kya bana hai"..half minute later "Roz ki tarah T***i bani hai". Somehow, we managed to eat by 1:15 pm. "let's go and study"
Scene 3:
At room," Yaar, neend si aa rahi hai..thoda so lete hain fir padhenge.mujhe jaldi utha dena"
At 3:30pm, everyone with low CGPA (means below 8) could be seen roaming in corridor.
Most busiest place: Single snake ka room, mostly found locked from inside and if lucky, u could found him sitting between mountain ranges of books,more than i library should have.
"single sahab, so rahe ho kya...notes chahiye the"
"notes to buddha le gaya", ye buddhha khud kyu nahin banata notes..hamesha tere notes leke baitha rehta hai..auron ko bhi to padhna hota hai...
Second option "Shuneeeel"...jiske notes kisi bhi register me..kisi bhi page pe ho sakte hain..if u r good in jigsaw puzzle..u can read them....
4:30 pm ..jaise taise padhne baithte...Anudeep and Aftab "Canteen..knock knock..Canteen"
Chal yaar ab canteen se aake padhenge..,Sabko le chalo, "books kyu le ja rahe ho, wahan padhai to hogi nahin"..koi nahin, dil ko tasalli ho jayegi...
Scene 4:
Bakar session in canteen..till 5:30pm..as canteen was crowdy in peak times..some comments:
"tu kya khayega"..."Salla unka order pehle le aya".."Bhaiyya, itni der se half plate poha bol rakha hai"...."teri kitni tyari ho gayi".."maine to abhi kuch nahin padha"...."me tere room pe aa raha hu padhne"...and my favorite.."Koi notes dedo yaar.."
6:00 pm..ab yaar padh lo 7:30 tak...
now busiest place aftab ka room..agar electronics related exam hai to.."yaar ye bata de.."..."tu kab padhta hai..jo teri itni jaldi tyari ho jati hai"..
lonliest place: Mania ka room..darkness with light Shahrukh's songs...."tu nahin padh raha.....yaar notes hi nahin hain"
if anybody knocks the room...."khud to padh ke baitha hai...mujhe to padhne de..please abhi ja"
7:30 pm," khane kaun kaun chal raha hai"..initiated by aftab if not busy with students....[:)]
Fir se lambi line..."ye saare hadduon ko abhi ana tha..."..in frustration. Khana dekhne ki zaroorat nahin hai..wahi bana hoga...din wali cheez [;)]..."SP chal raha hai koi.."..anudeep but nobody agreed in exam times ..
8:15 pm.."pet nahin bhara ..canteen me khaunga raat ko"
Scene 5:
After mess, again bakar started in front of Jayant's room..coz it was the room of entertainment..
Padh lo, Padh lo...sab kahte rehte the but bakar chhod ke jata koi nahin tha....
10:00 pm: "chalo yaar,bahut bakar ho gai"...."abe ab to canteen ka time hone wala hai"
10:45 or 11:00 pm: "canteen wale bahar aa jao"..again Aftab...
11:00pm to 12:00 pm: bakar session...again peak time of canteen..."yaar yahan to bahut bheed hai..cautley chale kya..." "abe ab order kar diya hai..wait karlo"...
12:00pm: Aftab, nippi, buddhha, rishabh, luv..."ab sote hain"...others "inki preparation kab ho jati hai"
after 1:00 am: corridor wents silent...till 7am...
morning session before exam in corridor..
Aftab."still sleeping"
Luv.."asking those questions which we never had heard about... in tension all of them..yaar ye to humne padha hi nahin"...Luv:"abe isi me se ane wala hai question.."
Nippi.."siniging Dausa's songs"
Manish.."aj to gaye beta...kuch nahin padha maine to..(still songs of shahrukh's playing in his room).
and now most important stuff before every exam..in which some students were good.."writing on calculator and pencil box...hee hee hee..even i along with...kush, manish, buddhha, single snake etc...
And the same day starts again.......
(tribute to ganga wasi)
Sunday, January 27, 2008
My first blog....a trial
i was sitting on the bed in front of the computer screen last night...searching orkut for more scraps ...I thought i should update my profile once again so that it should look awesome....so i wasted my precious one hour in doing so.....though there was a test of business management
on the very next day...but who cares.....actually for others i can't say but really i don't care about the tests....that could be my carelessness in other's opinion....but that's a bit cool as per i say
.....ah ah...deviating from the topic......where i was???
ya got it....i updated my profile but it didn't satisfy me ...i wanted to add something new
....then i saw "add stuff" link on the homepage of my profile....i clicked it without wasting more
time....and there i found out the blogger...right then i signed up ...and that was a birth of a big blogger....ofcourse me .....u naughty......
well, what more do u wanna listen....
nothing..i heard somebody saying
ok ok....c'ya
wait for my next blog..... :)
on the very next day...but who cares.....actually for others i can't say but really i don't care about the tests....that could be my carelessness in other's opinion....but that's a bit cool as per i say
.....ah ah...deviating from the topic......where i was???
ya got it....i updated my profile but it didn't satisfy me ...i wanted to add something new
....then i saw "add stuff" link on the homepage of my profile....i clicked it without wasting more
time....and there i found out the blogger...right then i signed up ...and that was a birth of a big blogger....ofcourse me .....u naughty......
well, what more do u wanna listen....
nothing..i heard somebody saying
ok ok....c'ya
wait for my next blog..... :)
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