Friday, April 2, 2010

Exam time in Ganga Bhawan

Scene 1: just finished the first exam at 11:30 am and all are standing in the ground in front of our rooms. Next exam tomorrow.

groups of 3 or 4 or even more asking how was your exam, just because they want to compare if their marks will going to be more than their friend or not. Some famous comments:

Aftab: kitna easy paper tha..mera to 2 ghante me hi ho gaya..
Jayant: Mera hi kyu galat hota hai har baar..
Manish: Saale tune aakhri question nahin tipaya...
Anudeep: abe kya discuss kar rahe ho..be cool like me...
Amit: Mar li aaj to ( to bhi CGPA hamesha acchhi aati thi )

Discussion upto 12 am. "Are yaar ab kya padhne baitho..ab mess ka time hi hone wala hai..khake hi padhenge..."
Half an hour spent abusing professors...

Scene 2: mess..

At 12:30 pm, long queue in mess. "Saale sab bhukkad isi time pe chale aaye. Ja dekh ke aa kya bana hai"..half minute later "Roz ki tarah T***i bani hai". Somehow, we managed to eat by 1:15 pm. "let's go and study"

Scene 3:

At room," Yaar, neend si aa rahi hai..thoda so lete hain fir padhenge.mujhe jaldi utha dena"

At 3:30pm, everyone with low CGPA (means below 8) could be seen roaming in corridor.
Most busiest place: Single snake ka room, mostly found locked from inside and if lucky, u could found him sitting between mountain ranges of books,more than i library should have.

"single sahab, so rahe ho kya...notes chahiye the"

"notes to buddha le gaya", ye buddhha khud kyu nahin banata notes..hamesha tere notes leke baitha rehta hai..auron ko bhi to padhna hota hai...
Second option "Shuneeeel"...jiske notes kisi bhi register me..kisi bhi page pe ho sakte hain..if u r good in jigsaw puzzle..u can read them....

4:30 pm ..jaise taise padhne baithte...Anudeep and Aftab "Canteen..knock knock..Canteen"

Chal yaar ab canteen se aake padhenge..,Sabko le chalo, "books kyu le ja rahe ho, wahan padhai to hogi nahin"..koi nahin, dil ko tasalli ho jayegi...

Scene 4:

Bakar session in canteen..till 5:30pm..as canteen was crowdy in peak times..some comments:
"tu kya khayega"..."Salla unka order pehle le aya".."Bhaiyya, itni der se half plate poha bol rakha hai"...."teri kitni tyari ho gayi".."maine to abhi kuch nahin padha"...."me tere room pe aa raha hu padhne"...and my favorite.."Koi notes dedo yaar.."

6:00 pm..ab yaar padh lo 7:30 tak...
now busiest place aftab ka room..agar electronics related exam hai to.."yaar ye bata de.."..."tu kab padhta hai..jo teri itni jaldi tyari ho jati hai"..
lonliest place: Mania ka room..darkness with light Shahrukh's songs...."tu nahin padh raha.....yaar notes hi nahin hain"

if anybody knocks the room...."khud to padh ke baitha hai...mujhe to padhne de..please abhi ja"

7:30 pm," khane kaun kaun chal raha hai"..initiated by aftab if not busy with students....[:)]

Fir se lambi line..."ye saare hadduon ko abhi ana tha..."..in frustration. Khana dekhne ki zaroorat nahin hai..wahi bana hoga...din wali cheez [;)]..."SP chal raha hai koi.."..anudeep but nobody agreed in exam times ..

8:15 pm.."pet nahin bhara ..canteen me khaunga raat ko"

Scene 5:

After mess, again bakar started in front of Jayant's room..coz it was the room of entertainment..
Padh lo, Padh lo...sab kahte rehte the but bakar chhod ke jata koi nahin tha....

10:00 pm: "chalo yaar,bahut bakar ho gai"...."abe ab to canteen ka time hone wala hai"

10:45 or 11:00 pm: "canteen wale bahar aa jao"..again Aftab...

11:00pm to 12:00 pm: bakar session...again peak time of canteen..."yaar yahan to bahut bheed hai..cautley chale kya..." "abe ab order kar diya hai..wait karlo"...

12:00pm: Aftab, nippi, buddhha, rishabh, luv..."ab sote hain"...others "inki preparation kab ho jati hai"

after 1:00 am: corridor wents silent...till 7am...

morning session before exam in corridor..
Aftab."still sleeping"
Luv.."asking those questions which we never had heard about... in tension all of them..yaar ye to humne padha hi nahin"...Luv:"abe isi me se ane wala hai question.."
Nippi.."siniging Dausa's songs"
Manish.."aj to gaye beta...kuch nahin padha maine to..(still songs of shahrukh's playing in his room).

and now most important stuff before every exam..in which some students were good.."writing on calculator and pencil box...hee hee hee..even i along with...kush, manish, buddhha, single snake etc...

And the same day starts again.......

(tribute to ganga wasi)







10 comments:

Luv Rustagi said...

too good yaar:). Maza aa gaya, sab yaadein taza ho gayi...

Jayant said...

thanks... :)

Anudeep Gupta said...

Ultimateeeeeeeeeeeeee! Cant wait to see your next post Jackie!

P.S: Main toh exams ke baad question paper discuss karta tha.. ulte tum log he mujhe discuss nahi karne dete tthe!

Jayant said...

tu kahan discuss karta tha..hamesha..."Chill baby"..yahi kahta rehta tha

Nitin Gupta said...

awesome...


best thing abt blog is ..its content

jo jaisa bolta hai vaisa hi jk ne likha hai ..

no fabrication and modification...

Unknown said...

good one. but should mention about my pratigya...2nd year 2nd sem ke baad se (jab BM mein pakda gaya tha) kabhi kuch nahin likh kar leke gaya exam mein....yeh pratigya aaj tak nibha raha hun. Mujhe apni pratigya jaan se pyari hai!

Unknown said...

Mania wanted to write this but could'nt somehow so this is mania's comment: "really nice..phir se colg k dino ki yad dila di [maily our fights :) ] ..Even though our group was nt so united but still we managed to have very good memories :)
carry on JK!!
"

Aftab Hussain said...

AWESOME yaar....
seriously akhon me pani aa gaya (senti hokar bhi aur haste haste bhi... :P)

Unknown said...

lol JK.. haha..awesome post. luvd it :P

rishabh goel said...

oooo bhen!!! kya hi post daala hai JK ne... Macha diya... Roorkee yaad aa gaya...
Saala main aaj padh raha hun ye post...

PS:- but vo "low CG matlab 8 ke neeche" vaali baat hazam nahi hui! :P